tonight a kid came over and showed me a pigeon, flapping furiously in his fists... he said that you can eat it, you just gotta kill it first
so he swung his arm around like a softball pitcher with the bird in his hand, and when he sufficiently wounded up his arm, he slammed the bird on my back porch...
he studied it and announced "Ainda!"... which means "still".. as in, "it's still not dead and i need to continue to slam this bird onto the cement and have his feathers fly out like an out of control slumber party"
... and that's what he did
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omg, please do not eat pigeon.
bird flu.
did u freak out? want to cry?
baby boy lost mad weight!
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